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They're not within 5 TD's of Galax or Riverheads. They're having a great regular season and good for them. But reality lies ahead

Every man over the age of 35 has a slacker nephew that they just can't relate to. Today's music, fashion, and irrational interest in flavored water vapor that may or may not have nicotine or THC in it is beyond you, and while you're sure he's a good kid, times have left you behind and the only thing that you have in common is that you both have an AC/DC shirt in your closet because you both "used to like them when you were young and stupid." But one way or another, Christmas is coming and you have no idea what to get this brat, so while your wife browses Bed, Bath, and Beyond, the mall takes you to Spencer's Gifts to see what may be suitable to convince this kid that you're not completely out-of-touch. 

Then, you see it! You have no idea what it is, but it looks wicked awesome. The fact that it's sat on the shelf for so long that it's now listed at 75% off list price just means that he will be the only cat the block who has one. The label says it's an incense burner, which is super sweet, because every body knows that all the cool kids are into smoking things. So, he opens it, and of course, he hates it, but he pretends to like it before putting it in the closet and pretending like it doesn't exist.

This is where the story gets complicated. Your nephew has a stepbrother, and the stepbrother is the black sheep of the family, mainly because he is constantly being unfairly compared to his two older biological brothers who are far more successful. It's not his fault, he just doesn't have the natural skills that his brothers have, but it's left him with a chip on his shoulder. So, every year, usually about the time the family opens up the closet to get out the Halloween decorations, he is reminded of the incense burner that his stepbrother has kept tucked away on the top shelf. Now, he doesn't really care about the incense burner, but if he can't one-up his older brothers, he might as well take something from his stepbrother; after all, he's had it for like three years and never shows it off! Meanwhile, your nephew really doesn't want that rejected prop piece from ABC's Dinosaurs, but the last thing he wants is to let that freshman annoyance that his mother married into the family get a hold of anything that is his.
 
And thus, "The Battle for the Spencer's Gifts Clearance Sale Incense Burner" was born.
 

2011 SWD Standings:
1. Richlands 4-0 (10-0)
2. Marion 3-1 (4-6)
3. Carroll County 2-2 (3-7)
4. Abingdon 2-2 (3-7)
5. Tazewell 0-4 (0-10)
 
They sent two teams to playoffs; Marion was booted in the first game, Richlands in the second. The district champions beat the district runner ups by 49 points, who in turn, beat the third place team by three scores... who beat the fourth place team by two scores... who beat the last place team by four scores. Only one team in the district posted a winning record, and the second best team in the district went 1-5 in out of district play, despite playing almost exclusively 1A teams.
The entire district, excluding Richlands, went 3-20 in out of district play.

It's the one you hate to love and love to hate.......
PP does seem to have a fascination with the Bearkitties. They did create the topic.

The man did his best & moved on. I’m sorry as can be for getting on here & running him down - it didn’t do anything but make me look like a fool. Only time the man’s name should be mentioned is to wish him well at his new job.
I don’t speak for anyone but myself, but I’m thankful for EVERY coach at GC, from LL to varsity. We’re damned lucky to have who we have. 

VaPreps is calling... they want your ridiculous takes back over there.

As long as Cheathowie doesn't let Jeter ref..🤣🤣🤣🤣

When did Richlands overtake Saltville as the sodium capital of SWVA?

Needless to say I'm a little surprised by this from THIS fan base. The goal should be to play at a level where the officials are a non factor. 
With this attitude the rest of the NFL should never play the Patriots (sorry, couldn't resist). 

Classic Big 6 match up. The best conference that could never be. Tennessee High, Sullivan East, Sullivan Central, Virginia High, John Battle, Abingdon. The problem was two states, two different sets of rules. Back in the day the student count was equal between the schools. 

Classic Big 6 match up. The best conference that could never be. Tennessee High, Sullivan East, Sullivan Central, Virginia High, John Battle, Abingdon. The problem was two states, two different sets of rules. Back in the day the student count was equal between the schools. 

Hate to hear this about Cunningham but this game would be a blow out no matter who plays. Battle should easily be 3-1 at this point. The big hit to Battle is Poe #7 being out he was their playmaker. 
I wonder if you’d be bashing them if your son was still playing and as far as Osborne how can you quit on your boys when things get a little tough and not going your way. I don’t understand young men these days. 

What if I told you that I loved the Train Horn at Union weeks ago? 
It's what playing on the road is all about. Gotta learn how to play through adversity sometimes. Gotta learn how to deal with life through adversity sometimes. 
Can't keep making excuses for these kids and then wonder why they can't handle anything when they grow up. 

Perfect for.........What day is it?........Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. 😎
I am also afraid expectations exceeded the reality in this case. 

That camel was dead before the season began regardless of injuries. 

Speaking of excessive noise, a thing I have noticed over the past few seasons is the PA system playing more "canned" music, even to the point of doing so while one of the two present bands are trying to play. I say use the PA sparingly for "canned" music and let our excellent musicians provide the soundtrack.  

Yeh his posts are asinine

Definition of targeting: 
Any good tackle in the NFL.