Liam McPoyle Posted September 18, 2023 Report Share Posted September 18, 2023 Graham-Does our bus driver remember how to get to BSG? Union-Can we forfeit homefield advantage and just play at Mitchell? Ridgeview-Are we sure these injuries are season-ending? Grayson Co-Can we appeal to drop to .5A for the playoffs? Bland Co-How awesome is it just to be playing football? Narrows-We’re undefeated and County Champs! Is this what Heaven’s like? Giles-Is there anything more hideous than the color green? Twin Springs-Who predicted we’d be the last unbeaten team in Scott Co? Thomas Walker-Are you willing to play in Ewing? No? Then stick your cupcake joke up… Lee-Can we build a wall at the Wise Co border? Twin Valley-Can we schedule more KY teams like Phelps? JI Burton-Can we get Phelps on OUR schedule? Central-Can we just start basketball already? Also, who has the number for Phelps’ AD? Galax-Are we 100% sure we can’t get Dixon back? Hurley-Are we 100% sure we can’t get Tester back? Tazewell-Can we just win a game without all the drama? Chilhowie-Doesn't all teams have 12 coaches? Northwood-When do we get to play Castlewood? Castlewood-When do we get play Northwood? Marion-Who took Northwood off our schedule? Richlands-We play Lebanon this week, right? Lebanon-Have we mentioned how awesome our QB is? Grundy- Are we good? Are we bad? Yeah, we don’t know either. George Wythe- See “Grundy” Rural Retreat- See “Grundy” Patrick Henry- See “Grundy” Fort Chiswell-Can we have a do-over against Tazewell? Rye Cove-Can we have a do-over against Honaker? John Battle- Can we have a do-over against Holston? Gate City-Can we have a do-over against Abingdon? Abingdon-Can we have do-over against Battle? Eastside-Can we have a do-over against Chilhowie? Holston-Who invited Honaker to the Hogoheegee? Also, can we have a do over against Narrows? Radford-What Region C heartbreak awaits us this year? Virginia High-What happened to all our talent? Pulaski Co-Forget Botty, did you see where we almost beat Princeton!?! Carroll Co- We’re 1-3 against 1A schools. Is that bad if we’re 3A? Honaker-Can anybody recommend a good hotel in Salem? Hokiebird7, Wolf1207, stu_bean and 22 others 3 4 17 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipinbogey Posted September 18, 2023 Report Share Posted September 18, 2023 This is top-tier SWVA Sports content. More of this! Liam McPoyle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWVAgridiron Posted September 18, 2023 Report Share Posted September 18, 2023 The greatest thing I’ve read in awhile 😂 Liam McPoyle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose111874 Posted September 18, 2023 Report Share Posted September 18, 2023 Union one is definitely right lol!!! Gridiron60 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BandanaVTDavis4321 Posted September 18, 2023 Report Share Posted September 18, 2023 Liam just never lets down. Another classic masterpiece dude. Liam McPoyle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokiebird7 Posted September 18, 2023 Report Share Posted September 18, 2023 This is funny as hell Liam McPoyle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWVAgridiron Posted September 18, 2023 Report Share Posted September 18, 2023 Can we all agree the color Green is hideous? (No offense Tazewell) (directed towards Narrows) TValleyDad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokiebird7 Posted September 18, 2023 Report Share Posted September 18, 2023 22 minutes ago, SWVAgridiron said: Can we all agree the color Green is hideous? (No offense Tazewell) (directed towards Narrows) Oh I agree 100% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gridiron60 Posted September 18, 2023 Report Share Posted September 18, 2023 This is hilarious! You win 🏆! Liam McPoyle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S10SQUAREBODY4LIFE Posted September 18, 2023 Report Share Posted September 18, 2023 Spot on, much appreciated Liam McPoyle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stelley Posted September 19, 2023 Report Share Posted September 19, 2023 This is great. But what’s not great, having a stud qb and nothing else. I’ll stay crying my pioneer tears Liam McPoyle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearsFan88 Posted September 19, 2023 Report Share Posted September 19, 2023 Rye Cove-who said 2 years won’t make a difference? Burton-*sigh* when’s this gonna be over? Central-*sigh* what Burton said Eastside-*sigh* what Central and Burton said Richlands-Hey Karl Childers, what’s wrong with our football team? Karl Childers-Ain’t got no gas in it! Honaker-what’s the best place to eat in Salem? Castlewood- *sigh* what Burton, Central, and Eastside said. S10SQUAREBODY4LIFE, Graham32 and Gridiron60 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke2015 Posted September 19, 2023 Report Share Posted September 19, 2023 Central- our JV team is loaded y’all in trouble in 3 years Liam McPoyle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham32 Posted September 19, 2023 Report Share Posted September 19, 2023 13 hours ago, SWVAgridiron said: Can we all agree the color Green is hideous? (No offense Tazewell) (directed towards Narrows) Agree 100% hahah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
44cov3 Posted September 19, 2023 Report Share Posted September 19, 2023 Is the new Giles County High School going to be Narz Green and Giles Light Blue? That would be ugly as heck but also "unique" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewarrior2 Posted September 19, 2023 Report Share Posted September 19, 2023 Central - I wonder if our JV team will be able to move the ball? Can we just play Jenkins instead of LCC next year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1inStripes Posted September 19, 2023 Report Share Posted September 19, 2023 37 minutes ago, 44cov3 said: Is the new Giles County High School going to be Narz Green and Giles Light Blue? That would be ugly as heck but also "unique" lol Tulane has some decent looking uniforms at times with that combo. SW_VA_boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
44cov3 Posted September 19, 2023 Report Share Posted September 19, 2023 3 minutes ago, 1inStripes said: Tulane has some decent looking uniforms at times with that combo. OOOOoooooo good call and they could adopt the little Tulane Wave mascot, maybe with a single wing on the wave. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgers Posted September 19, 2023 Report Share Posted September 19, 2023 Liam that is your best one yet. Funny and true. Liam McPoyle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SXSW Posted September 19, 2023 Report Share Posted September 19, 2023 8 hours ago, Duke2015 said: Central- our JV team is loaded y’all in trouble in 3 years That is Central's quote for every sport! Graham32 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LacesOutDan23 Posted September 19, 2023 Report Share Posted September 19, 2023 19 hours ago, SWVAgridiron said: Can we all agree the color Green is hideous? (No offense Tazewell) (directed towards Narrows) Narz Green- Nah Tazewell Green- Thumbs up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW_VA_boy Posted September 19, 2023 Report Share Posted September 19, 2023 6 hours ago, 44cov3 said: Is the new Giles County High School going to be Narz Green and Giles Light Blue? That would be ugly as heck but also "unique" lol Yeah... come out looking like the school Harry Ragsdale graduated from and still called the Green Wave. They'd might win some people over on that consolidation dick they've been riding for so long. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokiebird7 Posted September 19, 2023 Report Share Posted September 19, 2023 6 hours ago, 44cov3 said: Is the new Giles County High School going to be Narz Green and Giles Light Blue? That would be ugly as heck but also "unique" lol Never gonna happen cause the 2023 giles co state champions won't allow it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokiebird7 Posted September 19, 2023 Report Share Posted September 19, 2023 1 minute ago, SW_VA_boy said: Yeah... come out looking like the school Harry Ragsdale graduated from and still called the Green Wave. They'd might win some people over on that consolidation dick they've been riding for so long. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWVAgridiron Posted September 19, 2023 Report Share Posted September 19, 2023 1 hour ago, SW_VA_boy said: Yeah... come out looking like the school Harry Ragsdale graduated from and still called the Green Wave. They'd might win some people over on that consolidation dick they've been riding for so long. 🤣 That wasn’t very nice 😔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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